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Lesson learned.

Posted by Lenny from Indy On May - 4 - 2010

That’s for throwing snow balls at Santa, Philadelphia fan.  Here’s something you should understand regardless of sport.  You are not a member of a pro sports team.  I have no issues with what happened here last night in Philadelphia to this fan who disrupted the game because he needed to run on the field during the game.

STAY OFF THE FIELD!

Here is a fan shot footage of the event.  I HEAR MORE CHEERING THAN BOOING!  AGAIN, DO THE RIGHT THING… STAY OFF THE FIELD!

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The Chosen One goes to Denver! Buffalo fail!

Posted by Lenny from Indy On April - 23 - 2010

The Chosen One goes to Denver.  That crazy Coach McDaniel and those crazed maniacs in Denver have locked up at least two Super Bowls in the next 10 years.

Now… I find from the great Adam Schefter that the Buffalo Bills were trying to trade up to get to Tebow.  You had your chance to pick him.

I’ve been saying this to the Bills on this blog for a while… DO NOT SLEEP ON TEBOW!

Link 1 where I say Buffalo should draft Tebow.  Bills listed number 3 on the list.

Link 2 where I say Buffalo should draft Tebow.  Bills listed at number 1 on the list.

Link 3 where I say Buffalo should draft Tebow. August – 27 – 2009 – Bills listed at number 4.  Look who I had at number 1.

YOU CALL ME NOSTRADAMUS FROM NOW ON!!!!!!!!!

I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE WITH ALL OF THE CHANGE THE BILLS HAVE UNDERGONE IN THE FRONT OFFICE THAT FAILURE STILL SEEMS TO BE THE HIGH WATERMARK IN WHICH THEY REACH FOR AS AN ORGANIZATION!

The league undergoes a youth movement amongst coaches, the Bills hire a guy who is 5 years from retirement age.

The league has for the first time in a long time, general managers in the league are bright forward thinkers who are thinking about building a solid futures.  The Bills hired the guy that “built” the San Diego Chargers.  You know the team out west that basically fails every year.

Buffalo fans, it is time to come to a very real reality.  There might be a good possibility that the Bills organization hates you as people.  This goes beyond punishing fans.  This is the equivalent of taking you out individually into the street and pistol whipping you until you cry.

I reckon this is karma for how the Bills treated Bill Pollian after he built up a great franchise for the city.

Swallow sadness Buffalo, your misery continues.

YOU MISSED THE CHOSEN ONE!  HOW STUPID OF YOU?

One more hint Buffalo… Don’t sleep on this one.  Draft Dan LeFevour.

Don’t…

be…

dumb…

all…

the…

time…

New coaching, new playbook, new systems, unsettled at quarterback, below average defense, not many offensive weapons.  No wonder why you had a bad year last year. 3-13.  Nothing positive happened.  Next season will be just as rough.

Here is the best way to show what last season was like watching the Buccaneers play football.

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Not pretty and the gawking is just too much to take… The team is still reeling from losing Tony Dungy…Don’t bring up Gruden.  He won a Super Bowl using Dungy’s playbook.  That dude is waaaaaaayyyy over rated.

If the Buccaneers were a woman… here is what she would look like…

Ohio State vs. Michigan

Posted by Lenny from Indy On November - 21 - 2009

Talk about the battle of who cares less.  A mediocre Ohio State team is going to play a horrible Michigan team.  Do you remember a few years back when this was the battle of the number one and two teams in the country?

If you are even remotely interested in this game you fall under one of these categories:

#1)  You had the displeasure of being recruited by one of these colleges.  You have to play.

#2) You are one of those die hard Michigan fans who brag that they are the “winningest football of programs of all time”.  You are ignoring the fact that you had a 60 year head start on 95% of the teams playing today.  You have little in life that brings you joy.  You should look into finding multiple hobbies.

#3) You are on the coaching staff.  See #1′s reason.

#4) You are a Ohio State fan.  Let’s face it, you have very little going in this mortal coil outside rooting for this below average football team.  You also know that Michigan BLOWS HUGE HEARTY CHUNKS under Rich “Big Balls Rod” Rodriguez.  You smell blood in the water and could care less that in 3 years time your team as well could become the national embarrassment that Michigan is right now.

#5) You are related in some way to one of the kids playing in this game.  You have to watch.

#6) You work for a media company that is forcing you to cover this game.  That sucks for you but at least you are getting paid for your attendance to this Pop Warner level football game.

#7) You are a bookie in Vegas and you had the task of trying to figure out a line that would make you the most money.

#8) You are a member of the Dead Schembechlers.  A spectacular band that takes punked up R.E.M.-ish sounding songs and writes Michigan hate songs.  Oddly enough, if you fall under this reason why you are watching this game, you are having the best time during this debacle of a game.

#9) You are a proud member of these once “beloved” schools.  You call one of these two hell holes your alma mater.  You get to spend the afternoon talking about the old days.

#10) You are Sarah Santarelli, Cheerleader for Ohio State.  I looked online and saw both squads.  Sarah is hands down the hottest cheerleader of the two squads.  She’s a senior and her major is nursing.  Sarah… Email me… lenny (at) wnde.com.  Let’s go to Steak n’ Shake for dinner!

If this game goes like we all think it should, Michigan doesn’t stand a chance.  Ohio State wins this game.

If I’m wrong, I’ll check in later.  If not, I’ll have more stuff up tomorrow.

Good news/Bad news in the college football world today

Posted by Lenny from Indy On November - 7 - 2009

Congrats to the Northwestern Wildcats for handing the mighty Iowa Hawkeyes a loss today. It was the Hawkeyes first loss of the season. I’m sure Dallas Clark and Bob Sanders are sad that the team that they played for took a loss to the scrappy Wildcats today.

This news is easier to take today because Purdue beat Michigan in Michigan’s stadium, the Big House. Funny part is at one point in the game Michigan had a 24-10 lead. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Kudos Purdue!!!

haHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Philadelphia fans amuse announcers

Posted by Lenny from Indy On November - 3 - 2009

Listen to the snickering by the announcer as the Phillies fans remind A Rod that he does steroids.

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Even though Philadelphia is a toilet of a city drowning because of the existence of the people in the stands, this is really funny.  Kudos bottom feeders!