Lenny from Indy

ATTN:  Chicago Bears

YOU F-ING MORONS!

So you start off last season with a great QB pickup…

In case you forgot, his name is Jay Cutler.  Last I checked, he’s a pretty good quarterback.  Laser rocket arm and all…  I do get the feeling he can be prima donna-ish/whiny bitch-ish but never-the-less, this is a franchise quarterback.  You jerk offs who run the Bears make the deal to get this good quarterback but forget to give him A OFFENSIVE LINE TO PROTECT HIM! AND, NO RECEIVERS!!!

So you had a bad season due to some minor over sights in personnel, Jay ran for his life, tried to make things happen.  He ended up trying to force things and threw a career high level of interceptions.  The aging defense lost a few key pieces to injury and you get a terrible season put in by your Chicago Bears.

Free agency time hits and who will the Bears sign to improve this lopsided, great quarterback but no offensive weapons?

DEFENSIVE PLAYERS!!!!!!

Really?  What are you guys trying to do, build another Super Bowl losing team?  Don’t answer that, we know the answer.  Free agency is essentially the draft for the Bears because all the draft picks went to Denver for Jay Cutler.  This is a sickening thought thinking that Hester, Knox, and Aromashodu is going to be top level receivers for the Bears.  I really have no issue with Aromashodu but you can double him, leave Knox open and feel confident that you can shut down the Bears passing game.  Greg Olsen is a pretty good tight end but the Bears have confused the issue with bringing in Brandon Manumaleuna.  He’s fine but a pointless pickup when you already had Greg Olsen.  Chester Taylor was a nifty pickup at the running back position.  The combo of him and Matt Forte would be good, if only they had a strong offensive line and the threat of a bad ass passing game.

Last season was terrible.  The off-season has been confusing.  Lovie Smith is not going to be able to make these pieces work.  If the Bears were a chick, this is what she would look like…

It’s just a ugly mess.

You have endued pain Chicago Bears fans.  More pain is is on the way.  Because, there is no hope.

Additional pain… Here’s a guy from the south side of Chicago who has no chance of a Super Bowl ring either.

25 years later, Boost Mobile is gettinig the team back together to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Super Bowl Shuffle.

At this point only dudes from Chicago really would care about this song and it’s 25 year anniversary.  Am I wrong about this topic?

Stop bitching.  The first string Colts played for 2 quarters and change, and only put up 15 points.  It’s not like they never saw the field.  They had time to play.

Would you rather change places with the fans of these teams?

1. St. Louis Rams – 60 more minutes and they have the first drat pick.

2. Washington Redskins – All the money spend on all of those players and  they sit at the bottom of the NFC East.

3. Chicago Bears – The interception riddled QB with no one to throw the ball to?

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – The sharp decline this team has felt since 2002 is comical.

5. Buffalo Bills – Been a joke since the music  city miracle.

6. New York Giants – Just played themselves out of the playoffs.

7. Seattle  Seahawks – Mora Jr is the coach.  We’ve seen that movie here with Mora Senior.

8. Cleveland Browns – Nothing good comes from or out of Cleveland.

9. Oakland Raiders – Commitment to Excellence.  Just Win Baby. Buzz phrases + bad drafting = failure.

10. Detroit Lions – Fail. Abort. Restart. Repeating that cycle since 1997.

The Colts are first place in the AFC South, number 1 seed in the AFC, and the road to the Super Bowl comes through Indy.  Take a breath you spoiled brats.

What was it? – Super Bowl 43 losers take on the hapless Panthers.

How did it go? – The Panthers won with a lot of help from Kurt Warner’s offensive effort.

Kudos – Panthers running back DeAngelo Williams ran for 158 yards.

Jeers -  Kurt Warner had 6 turnovers.  That’s considered a bad day at the office.

Moving forward – The Panthers will go back to losing as they will be playing the Saints next week whilst the Cardinals have to play the Bears in Chicago.

This is all you really need to know about this game. Look at the sadness on fry guy.

Moving forward – Browns are on a bye week and will be swallowing sadness that they aren’t Steelers fans whilst da Bears invite the Cardinals into their lair.

We observed week 2 of the NFL season.  Here’s the valuable lessons learned.

The Jets beat the Patriots.  I’m not making that up.  It’s the first time in 8 years that the Jets beat the Patriots at home (well the Jets play in Giants Stadium… I guess its home… I dunno).  The city of New York celebrated the epic win by bathing the top of the Empire State building with a green colored light.  We knew that Rex Ryan had a plan.  We talked about this earlier in the week.  Check out what I said about Rex Ryan.

The Patriots are no longer one of the Elite teams in the NFL.  America is happy, very happy.

Bears beat the Steelers in Soldier Field.  Parts of Chicago feel happiness.  The rest of the city wishes the Cubs were still in the playoff hunt.  Steelers kicker Jeff Reed looked sick on the sidelines as he watched Bear kicker Robbie Gould kick the winning field goal.  Jeff missed two kicks today.  The good people of Pittsburgh would like a shot at kicking him today.

Matt Ryan of the Atlanta Falcons will reign supreme in Atlanta for a long time.  “Matty Ice” as he has been nicknamed by teammates, has a unique skill set that will be able to take Atlanta far into the playoffs this year and for many years to come.  Can they bring back the “Dirty Bird” when they score touchdowns?  That ruled back in the day.

Detroit still hasn’t won a game in over a season.  Matt Stafford looks a lot like Peyton Manning circa his first year in Indianapolis.  Flashes of brilliance with a bunch of interceptions and losses.  Can Detroit turn around the massive amounts of failure and damage that Matt Millen inflicted on the Lions?  Check out this guy, here is his “Post game” thoughts on his Lions after today’s big loss to the Minnesota Vikings.

Meet Brett Favre, game manager.  I like this Favre better than the “gunslinger”.  With weapons like Adrian Peterson and Percy Harvin he really has no excuses to make silly mistakes.  Plus Favre’s success kills Packers fans.  It’s fun to watch them squirm, whine and complain.

The Cincinnati Bengals and Buffalo Bills won!  Seriously.  The Bengals had the tougher road as they had to beat the Green Bay Packers.  Buffalo played Tampa Bay.  Tampa Bay needs to rebuild badly.  They have Kellen Winslow.  That’s about all you would want to keep on that team.

The Cardinals bounced back from last weeks loss to wallop the Jaguars, 37-17.  The Jaguars will draft Tim Tebow in the first round in next year’s NFL draft if the ownership would like to stay in Jacksonville.  Do I have to remind you that all of the Jaguars home games are blacked out because they haven’t sold out one of the teams eight home games?  Poor David Garrard isn’t going to know what hit him.  He is a great player among many underachieving players.  A change of scenery might do David good.  Tampa Bay anyone?

Jake Delhomme had a bounce back game.  25 completions for 308 yards, one touchdown and one interception.  However, the Panthers still lost to the Atlanta Falcons.  Maybe a change of scenery will do Jake good.  Tampa Bay anyone?

San Francisco’s offensive can be summed up in two words, Frank Gore.  16 rushes for 207 yards.  Two touchdowns.  It was like playing Madden on the beginner setting.

Matt Hasselback left the game with a rib injury before the half as the Seahawks went down pretty easy after that to the San Francisco 49′ers Gore’s.

Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saint used the Philadelphia Eagles as a doormat today.  I think the Eagles liked it.  Check the highlights…

The Texans beat the Titans.  Lots of offense, whoo-hoo!  The Titans are 0-2.

Who would have thought that the Denver Broncos would be 2-0?  With all of the change and drama they have had in this past off season is pretty amazing.  However, the Broncos beat the Bengals and Browns.  We’re not talking about stellar teams here.  Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels hasn’t had a real test yet.  We took a few shots at Josh’s witty and abrasive style on the blog.  We’ll have to readdress Broncos head coach after he beats a strong team.

The Redskins/Rams game was so overwhelmingly bad that it’s not worth talking about except to tell you that the Redskins won.

In a similar story, The Raiders beat the Chiefs.  People who dress up as Star Wars characters are happy this week.

Phillip Rivers threw for 436 yards today!  Fantasy football WIN!  However, the Chargers lost to the Baltimore Ravens.  Reality FAIL!

The Baltimore Ravens are the team to beat in the AFC North.  Ray Lewis still has mad skills.

Have you heard what they call the new Dallas Cowboys stadium?  Giants Stadium South.  Big win for the G-Men.  A devastating, historical loss for Jerry Jones and his Cowboys team in the new 2 billion dollar stadium that opened its doors to 100,000+ people last night.

Bonus stupidity:  Totally unrealated to week 2 NFL action check out Jake Delhomme and Steve Smith in a commercial.

A commercial with Jake only…

and finally a commercial with Jake and Charlie Daniels.

I’m not sure what to say either…

Steelers kicker, Jeff Reed had a bad day today.  He missed two field goals as the Steelers lost to the Bears 17-14.  So by leaving 6 points on the field you can see how Jeff Reed had a day day in the office.

Here is Jeff today at Soldier Field. Look at the sadness in his eyes.

Here are some pictures of Jeff when he’s happy.

Jeff has the reputation as a “party animal”.

I have to think that when this picture was taken I’m pretty sure that no one in the room thought that 4 interceptions was going to be the main statistic at the start of the “Cutler era” for the Chicago Bears.

Jay might have been too eager in his debut.  Plus, the Packers defense is greatly improved and just gave Cutler fits all night.

And while we are at it, Who would of thought that Smuggy McSmuggerton himself, Denver Broncos Coach Josh McDaniels would have been 1-0 in week one?

I hate this guy with the passion of 10,000 men who were forced to build the pyramids in ancient Egypt times.  Look at that smug look on his face.  He’s giving that look of, “I have Tom Brady’s cell phone number.”  F this guy.  Luck didn’t roll his way today.  Luck rolled in the way of Brandon Stokley who is owned by a faithful 4% of all the people who play fantasy football on the Yahoo leagues.  Stay strong Stokley fans!

YOU SAID IT WAS THE SYSTEM?  YOU SAID THE QUARTERBACK DIDN’T MATTER!  YOU SAID IT WAS THE SYSTEM!  THE SYSTEM!  THE SYSTEM!  THE SYSTEM!  KYLE ORTON WILL IMPLEMENT THE SYSTEM!  THE SYSTEM IS THE QUARTERBACK!  THE SYSTEM JOSH… SO PAINFULLY SIMPLE!  YOU SAID IT WAS THE SYSTEM! DID YOU LIE JOSH? DID YOU LIE ABOUT THE SYSTEM?

YOU GAVE YOUR FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK TO THE CHICAGO BEARS?!?!?! ARE YOU STUPID? QUARTERBACKS DO NOT GROW ON TREES? HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THE CHOICES SOME TEAMS HAVE TO MAKE FOR QUARTERBACK? HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NIGHTMARE THAT IS GOING ON IN CLEVELAND?  TAMPA?  SAN FRANCISCO?  YOU OPTED FOR THE SYSTEM!  THE SYSTEM JOSH!  YOU SAY IT’S ALL ABOUT THE SYSTEM!

GET THAT SMUG LOOK OFF YOUR FACE YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SMILE ABOUT! Look at this buffoon.  This open mouth breather thought he could be a coach in the NFL because he learned from the mind of former New York Football Giants Defensive Coordinator/current New England Patriots overlord Bill Belichick.  Josh watched Bill as he threw out a few buzz words to the press so they had a quote to ponder.  You know, words like “system” and “we don’t talk about injuries.”  Can you imagine what was going on in Josh’s head when he worked for the New England Patriots?  One can only wonder how much credit he thinks he should have for the Patriots success.  He was around the people that actually earned 3 Super Bowls for the sad, downtrodden, dirty, eyesore known as the lesser New England area.  What did this man do when he worked for the Patriots?

Ah… I see it all so clearly now.  It’s true when they say that every picture tells a story.  Josh’s job was to look deep into the male model face of Tom Brady.  I can’t believe the Patriots have the budget line on the payroll to have a man lovingly look at another man all day????  They must make bank in New England.

Look, I’m not even a Broncos fan.  You don’t have to believe what I say about Josh McDaniels.  Check out what a blog run by a guy that actually likes the fricken Broncos thinks of Josh McDaniels.

Picture Source:  broncotalk.net

Things are not good in Denver.  They suspended Brandon Marshall last week because he was disrupting practice?  Is McDaniels running a Pop Warner football team?  Did someone put liquid heat in Brandon’s jock strap?  Was that the cause of the disruption?  Why is there no video evidence online of the disruption?  Everything else is online but not the disruption.  Disrupting practice?  Are you kidding me?  These are men, not children.  Last year Brandon Marshall was a bad ass receiver.  This year was supposed to be a huge year for Brandon.  This team is imploding and no one can right the ship.  No one… not one person… not even Superman.  And he can fly and has heat vision.

It’s already begun in Denver.  McDaniels never even gave Broncos fans a chance to get to know who he is and what he stands for as a coach.  He took a team that needed some fixing and removed its best player and pissed off a pro bowl receiver.  That’s not fixing.  That’s going the other way.  He’s moving in the wrong direction.  Look at this guy here with his sign and look into his eyes.

Did you look into his eyes?  That’s the most confidence and conviction a Broncos fan has had since the day before they fired Mike Shanahan.  Fire McDaniels.  That’s all he wants for Christmas.

The Broncos haven’t played a regular season game yet and they already want him gone.

In related news, the Jay Culter led Chicago Bears visited the Denver Broncos to play a preseason game.  Many Broncos fans in Denver dubbed this game, “The Jay Culter Bowl.”  As it turns out, Jay Culter had a great game as he and the Chicago Bears beat the Denver Broncos 27-17 .  Denver also had a few injuries.  Safety Josh Barret left the game as did Right Guard Chris Kuper left the game with a knee injury.  Also, Systems quarterback Kyle Orton left the game with a finger injury.  McDaniels refused to comment on Kyle Orton’s injury.  About fifteen minutes after Josh’s press conference, System Quarterback Kyle Orton said that his finger injury, “Was not bad”,  in his press conference.”

Denver… it’s going to be a long year.  I’m not sure why the karma train decided to do these horrible things to the Broncos.  I wish you the best in this rough time.  My prayers are with you.  Courage.