Lenny from Indy

…He got carried away…but…who could blame him?

If the Giants 17-14 victory in the Super Bowl two years ago closed the coffin door on the cheating dynasty for the Patriots, what happened on Sunday put the final nails in the coffin.  24 to 7 by the second quarter, the Ravens shut down the Patriots at every turn.  This game was a bore, yet I watched every second.

Final score 33-14.  Happiness ensues!

Pats out and the Ravens come to Indianapolis on Saturday for what will be an incredible game.

Stop bitching.  The first string Colts played for 2 quarters and change, and only put up 15 points.  It’s not like they never saw the field.  They had time to play.

Would you rather change places with the fans of these teams?

1. St. Louis Rams – 60 more minutes and they have the first drat pick.

2. Washington Redskins – All the money spend on all of those players and  they sit at the bottom of the NFC East.

3. Chicago Bears – The interception riddled QB with no one to throw the ball to?

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – The sharp decline this team has felt since 2002 is comical.

5. Buffalo Bills – Been a joke since the music  city miracle.

6. New York Giants – Just played themselves out of the playoffs.

7. Seattle  Seahawks – Mora Jr is the coach.  We’ve seen that movie here with Mora Senior.

8. Cleveland Browns – Nothing good comes from or out of Cleveland.

9. Oakland Raiders – Commitment to Excellence.  Just Win Baby. Buzz phrases + bad drafting = failure.

10. Detroit Lions – Fail. Abort. Restart. Repeating that cycle since 1997.

The Colts are first place in the AFC South, number 1 seed in the AFC, and the road to the Super Bowl comes through Indy.  Take a breath you spoiled brats.

The Colts continue to roll.  Today was the suddenly surging Titans.  We all know the Titans story at this point.  13-3 last year, this year they started 0-6.  Kerry Collins gets benched and Vince Young returns!  They Titans go on to win the next 5 games.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…  The Titans are a really good team.  They are a hell of a lot better than the 5-6 record going into today’s game.  We know this.  We get it.  However, today they were to meet division foes, the Indianapolis Colts!

Now I wasn’t there to here him say anything, but Peyton seemed to have a wild look in his eye when he took to the field.  You knew he was thinking of a particular type of beat down he wanted to hand the Titans today.

This wild eyed look does not bode well for the Titans when Peyton is ready to spank a team.

Joseph Addai understood the message and ran for 79 yards on 21 attempts.  he scored 2 touchdowns.  Here is Joseph posing after touchdown number one in the end zone.

Joseph looks like he on a new weight training program.  Looking good Joe!

At this point, the Titans realized that winning this game was futile.  They simply lined up for a spanking.  They presented bum…

When Titans bum presented itself, the Colts obliged and placed the Titans in the position.

At one point in the second quarter it looked like the Titans were starting to enjoy the beating they were taking.  Spanking then commenced.

This looks painful.  Then the Colts defense stopped the mighty Lendale White at the goal line.

Lendale looks like he is enjoying this.  You know not to digress from this riveting game, but I drafted Lendale in the second round of my fantasy league.  Talk about a bust this year.  I had to drop him in week 5.  Anyway, no one cares about my fantasy team.  Back to the game!

Mercilessly the half ended and the Colts up 24-10.  Game plan for the second half was pretty simple.  Run the ball and let the defense do what it does best, shut it down.

Scoring-wise it was pretty uneventful.  What was great to see was the Colts defense looking playoff ready.  This makes Coach Caldwell very happy.  Check out the look on his face during the second half.

He is positively giddy with how great this defense has been playing.

The Colts defeated the Titans 27-17.

After the game, the Colts went to a local club to do some dancing to celebrate the win.  They look really happy.

Poor Jeff Fisher stayed in his hotel room wondering what it was like to feel like a winner…

Next week the Colts take on the Denver Broncos which should prove to be a better game than this one.

Our beloved Colts had a wild one in Houston yesterday as they suited up to play the Texans.  Both teams had a lot to play for yesterday.  If the Colts win, it would mean they wrap up the AFC South!  A win for the douche baggy Texans would mean they stay in the hunt for a wild card berth as they make a push for the playoffs.

Quarterback Matt Schaub in any other division would be a feared opponent.  In the AFC South however, he sits at the altar of Manning and asks the same question he has asked since 2007, “Why him and not me?”  Matt has played games against the Colts and has gotten the Texans close to winning but, they never never finish for the win.  It has to be frustrating for Matt.  Check out this picture of Matt before the game started…

Look at the intensity on Matt’s face.  On Sunday, Matt will not be denied!  Matt has one of the more feared offensive lines in all of football. Here is the Texans front O line before the game…

The Colts defense most definitely has it’s work cut out for them.  Look at these men!

Jeff Saturday, the coolest center in the business looked relaxed and ready to go…

My goodness…I love Jeff Saturday!

Peyton Manning had a rough first half as he threw for 2 interceptions…

Peyton looked a bit frazzled in the first half.  With that being said look at how hot Peyton is looking these days.  He must of changed conditioner or something.  Man I wanna hook up with him… Wait… What?

I digress…  At the half the Texans were up 20 to 7.  Now for most teams in the league this game is over.  Hell if this was Eli… nuff said.

Halftime for both teams was fraught with adjustments.  Check out Houston during the half in the locker room….

Look at these guys.  Laughing telling jokes.  Acting like this game is over.  Now in the Colts locker room…

Look at them.  All huddled around and going over plays for the second half.  The attention to detail is amazing by the Colts.  My my they are so hot… Anyhoooooo…. The Colts went marching onto the field and sang a different tune…

So bubbly after a 20 minute break.

Peyton passed a 4 yard pass to Reggie Wayne to close the gap 20-14…

Reggie Wayne showing the ref than he indeed caught the football.

Then in the forth quarter, like they have done 5 times this season, the Colts mounted a comeback that will be remember for at least 12 hours.

Manning to Dallas Clark….

LOOK AT DALLAS RUN INTO THE END ZONE!  I LOVE HIM!

Matt Schaub took to the field but any attempt at answering was thwarted by the bend but don’t break Colts defense….

Clint Session intercepts Matt Schaub!!!!!  Amazing!!!!

Even Chad Simpson got in on the forth quarter scoring with a 35 yard touchdown run!  Really…. Chad Simpson…. I know… I forgot he was on the roster as well!

Chad Simpson fixing his hair after spiking the football in the fourth quarter.

A sad sight after the Chad Simpson touchdown.  The Texans were on the field looking beaten, broken and scarred…

Another quick Texans start but not enough in the tank to finish.  A great game as the Colts beat the Texans 35 to 27.

Later that night….

The Colts dressed up as Princess Leia in the slave girl outfit from Return of the jedi and had a pillow fight in Peyton’s room to celebrate clinching the AFC South and the teams 11-0 perfect record.

And Houston Texans coach Gary Kubiak was in the same hotel.  Only he was in the hotel bar wondering what the hell happened to his 17-0 lead.

The END!

I guess you would file this under, “It’s funny because it’s not my coach.”  If Jim Caldwell did this, I would want his firing on public TV so it could be recorded and then uploaded to youtube for later viewings.

I wonder what city Jeff will be coaching in next year?

Your Indianapolis Colts offense was on the field last night for fourteen minutes and fifty three seconds.

14:53.

That’s it.  That’s not a lot of time to put up points and huge stats.  Peyton Manning made the best of the little time he played.  14 passes for 303 yards.  The Colts put up 27 points.

So now you might be asking yourself, “Self.  What did the other team do with the 45:07?”

That other team was the Miami Dolphins.  Last year big success story.  They had a turnaround like you have never seen in football.  1-15 in 2007 to 11-5 in 2008.  They introduced “the wildcat” offense which has turned teams into mush.  So its pretty obvious that you would think the Dolphins with forty five minutes and seven seconds, would man handle our beloved Colts.

Now remember the Dolphins had possession of the ball for 45:07.  45:07!  That amount of time for possession only seems like it can be achieved in a Madden video game.

Dolphins quarterback Chad Pennington threw 22 passes for 183 yards.  They put up 23 points.  That’s it… 23 points.

It only took 15 minutes for Peyton and company to dispose of the Dolphins, 27-23.

Is anyone else feeling the full force of the FAIL on the part of the Miami Dolphins?  The Dolphins have to be feeling a lot of shame today.  They couldn’t close the game.  FAIL!

The winning touchdown was scored by none other than Pierre Garcon.  He was the 39th pick in the sixth round of the 2008 draft.  Here is info on Pierre.  Please don’t front and pretend you knew who this guy was last night.  I had no clue who he was and you didn’t either.  I’m pretty sure the Dolphins has no idea who this guy is and how he was on the field with a Colts uniform.

Epic win for the much maligned Colts defense.  Over 80 plays on the field and made the stops when they had to last night.  The Colts are not the high scoring offense they were 2 years ago.  But, I’m digging the in the trenches street brawls the defense has been in for the last two weeks.

Bad news first for Colts fans.  The team is 2-0 by beating lesser teams like the Jaguars and the Dolphins.  They haven’t been truly tested as a team at this point in 2009 season. The first big test of who and what the Colts are as a team happens Sunday night as they travel to the hot desert of Arizona to take on the Super Bowl 43 losers, the Cardinals.

The good news is that the Colts are 2-0.

Courage.

SIDEBAR

Check out this picture of a Miami Dolphins cheerleader…

This woman has a fake tan.  She lives in Florida.  Why is she not soaking up the suns rays for a tan?  I’m pretty sure this is a fake tan because she is orange.  Tanning in the sun does not turn you orange.  Something from a bottle that you buy in a store turns you orange.  Tan Fail!

We observed week 2 of the NFL season.  Here’s the valuable lessons learned.

The Jets beat the Patriots.  I’m not making that up.  It’s the first time in 8 years that the Jets beat the Patriots at home (well the Jets play in Giants Stadium… I guess its home… I dunno).  The city of New York celebrated the epic win by bathing the top of the Empire State building with a green colored light.  We knew that Rex Ryan had a plan.  We talked about this earlier in the week.  Check out what I said about Rex Ryan.

The Patriots are no longer one of the Elite teams in the NFL.  America is happy, very happy.

Bears beat the Steelers in Soldier Field.  Parts of Chicago feel happiness.  The rest of the city wishes the Cubs were still in the playoff hunt.  Steelers kicker Jeff Reed looked sick on the sidelines as he watched Bear kicker Robbie Gould kick the winning field goal.  Jeff missed two kicks today.  The good people of Pittsburgh would like a shot at kicking him today.

Matt Ryan of the Atlanta Falcons will reign supreme in Atlanta for a long time.  “Matty Ice” as he has been nicknamed by teammates, has a unique skill set that will be able to take Atlanta far into the playoffs this year and for many years to come.  Can they bring back the “Dirty Bird” when they score touchdowns?  That ruled back in the day.

Detroit still hasn’t won a game in over a season.  Matt Stafford looks a lot like Peyton Manning circa his first year in Indianapolis.  Flashes of brilliance with a bunch of interceptions and losses.  Can Detroit turn around the massive amounts of failure and damage that Matt Millen inflicted on the Lions?  Check out this guy, here is his “Post game” thoughts on his Lions after today’s big loss to the Minnesota Vikings.

Meet Brett Favre, game manager.  I like this Favre better than the “gunslinger”.  With weapons like Adrian Peterson and Percy Harvin he really has no excuses to make silly mistakes.  Plus Favre’s success kills Packers fans.  It’s fun to watch them squirm, whine and complain.

The Cincinnati Bengals and Buffalo Bills won!  Seriously.  The Bengals had the tougher road as they had to beat the Green Bay Packers.  Buffalo played Tampa Bay.  Tampa Bay needs to rebuild badly.  They have Kellen Winslow.  That’s about all you would want to keep on that team.

The Cardinals bounced back from last weeks loss to wallop the Jaguars, 37-17.  The Jaguars will draft Tim Tebow in the first round in next year’s NFL draft if the ownership would like to stay in Jacksonville.  Do I have to remind you that all of the Jaguars home games are blacked out because they haven’t sold out one of the teams eight home games?  Poor David Garrard isn’t going to know what hit him.  He is a great player among many underachieving players.  A change of scenery might do David good.  Tampa Bay anyone?

Jake Delhomme had a bounce back game.  25 completions for 308 yards, one touchdown and one interception.  However, the Panthers still lost to the Atlanta Falcons.  Maybe a change of scenery will do Jake good.  Tampa Bay anyone?

San Francisco’s offensive can be summed up in two words, Frank Gore.  16 rushes for 207 yards.  Two touchdowns.  It was like playing Madden on the beginner setting.

Matt Hasselback left the game with a rib injury before the half as the Seahawks went down pretty easy after that to the San Francisco 49′ers Gore’s.

Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saint used the Philadelphia Eagles as a doormat today.  I think the Eagles liked it.  Check the highlights…

The Texans beat the Titans.  Lots of offense, whoo-hoo!  The Titans are 0-2.

Who would have thought that the Denver Broncos would be 2-0?  With all of the change and drama they have had in this past off season is pretty amazing.  However, the Broncos beat the Bengals and Browns.  We’re not talking about stellar teams here.  Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels hasn’t had a real test yet.  We took a few shots at Josh’s witty and abrasive style on the blog.  We’ll have to readdress Broncos head coach after he beats a strong team.

The Redskins/Rams game was so overwhelmingly bad that it’s not worth talking about except to tell you that the Redskins won.

In a similar story, The Raiders beat the Chiefs.  People who dress up as Star Wars characters are happy this week.

Phillip Rivers threw for 436 yards today!  Fantasy football WIN!  However, the Chargers lost to the Baltimore Ravens.  Reality FAIL!

The Baltimore Ravens are the team to beat in the AFC North.  Ray Lewis still has mad skills.

Have you heard what they call the new Dallas Cowboys stadium?  Giants Stadium South.  Big win for the G-Men.  A devastating, historical loss for Jerry Jones and his Cowboys team in the new 2 billion dollar stadium that opened its doors to 100,000+ people last night.

Bonus stupidity:  Totally unrealated to week 2 NFL action check out Jake Delhomme and Steve Smith in a commercial.

A commercial with Jake only…

and finally a commercial with Jake and Charlie Daniels.

I’m not sure what to say either…

On the left, that’s 6 foot 4 inch 220 pounds of new Indianapolis Colts wide receiver, Hank Baskett.  With Anthony Gonzales out for anywhere from 3 to 5 weeks the Colts needed a set of hands.  On the right, that’s 5 foot 4 inch 115 pounds unbelievably hot woman is Kendra Wilkinson.  Kendra is a reality show queen.  She starred in the E! reality-television show The Girls Next Door and now stars in the new reality series Kendra.  And, she’s silly hot.

So if you are keeping track, the order of the Top 5 superstars of the Indianapolis Colts has changed now that Hank signed a contract with the team.

1. Kendra Wilkinson.

2. Peyton Manning.

3. Tony Dungy. I know… Still. Insane right?

4. Jeff Saturday.

5. Blue. The Colts Mascot.

Sunday’s just got better at Lucas Oil Stadium and it’s not for the talent they have on the field.

Don’t get angry with this list. The top 5 changes all the time. I’m sure Peyton will regain the lead as Colts superstar #1. If he looks as good as Kendra does in the below outfit, I will have no issues re-listing Peyton at number 1.

The Colts on Saturday waived 18 players yesterday and placed three players on waived-injured list.  Now they are game ready at 53!

Waived:

Running back Lance Ball

Wide receiver Sam Giguere

Defensive lineman John Gill

Defensive tackle Adrian Grady

Running back Mike Hart (another Michigan bust)

Defensive end Marcus Howard

Defensive back Dante Hughes

Center Steve Justice

Wide receiver John Matthews

Wide receiver Brett McDermott

Running back Walter Mendenhall

Offensive lineman Tom Pestock

Wide receiver Taj Smith (This one is sad.  Taj has all the makings of being a great wide receiver.  Hopefully they can find room for him on the practice squad.)

Linebacker Michael Tauiliili

Defensive tackle Terrance Taylor

Offensive lineman Jaimie Thomas  Defensive end Josh Thomas

Offensive tackle Michael Toudouze

Waived-Injured:

Defensive back Nick Graham

Defensive back Travis Key

Tight end Jamie Petrowski.

The Colts removed safety Bob Sanders from the Physically Unable to Perform List, placing him on the 53-player active roster.

Defensive tackle Ed Johnson will not count on the active roster until after Week One.

So in 2006 The NFL apparently banned the use of Gary Glitter’s “Rock and Roll Part 2″ from NFL stadiums due to his arrest and eventual conviction of molesting a pair of girls in Vietnam.

Link here for that story: http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=7163

Imagine my surprise when the Colts first touchdown happened and we take a trip back in sports music history and the unmistakable sounds of “Rock and Roll Part 2″ starts playing.

Has the ban been lifted?  Did Tony Dungy do for “Rock and Roll Part Two” what he did for Michael Vick?  How do we find this out?  There is no info on the internet about the ban being lifted on the song.

WASSUP WITH THAT?

Actually not really.  The Colts are not a team that excels in the preseason.  But, here is a link to Stampede Blue with coverage from the first Colts pregame that pretty much covers the ultra mega non importance of the game.

http://www.stampedeblue.com/2009/8/16/991113/jim-caldwell-discusses-pre-season

We have more important things to cover.  Here is something that I haven’t been able to find online….

How come the terms of Jim Caldwell’s deal has not been announced when he was named head coach?

I find it odd that they never made this announcement public.  I guess they could say that they are going off Jim’s old contract but that makes no sense.  How do you think that meeting went?

“Well Jim, you are the new coach but we’ll go by the terms of the old contract and will not be bumping you up in pay and FYI, we need a deep playoff run.  You are the head coach! Make it rain!  Go Colts!”

I don’t care about how much cash he’s making.  He is a NFL head coach.  Only 32 of those jobs exist.  For the most part all NFL coaches are fairly well paid.  How many years did they sign him for as the Colts head coach?

This is perplexing to me.