Lenny from Indy

Here are those wacky cats at HowItShouldHaveEnded.com with their unfunny view on how the movie Inception should have ended.

AYE!  IT’S PAINFULLY UNFUNNY!  KUDOS!

Major league baseball has become a lame, tame, boring, who cares sport.  The National Hockey League laughs loudly at Major League Baseball.  About the only thing that is remotely interesting is when you have these “fights” that erupt all too infrequently.

Let me set the scene for you…  The Washington Nationals were taking another ass beating, this time courtesy of the Florida Marlins.  Chris Volstad, who hit Nyjer Morgan with the pitch last night throws the ball behind him in this clip.  Nyjer obviously not happy with the blatant disrespect that just happened, charges the mound and hilarity ensues.

Check the sadness here…

That was one punch and a lot of grab ass.  Much like the sport of baseball, I rank this fight LAME!

I have a simple equation that Baseball should follow.

Home Runs = People care.  Home runs = The only reason people talk about baseball.

No one cares for pitcher domination.  Which by the way is what happens in this sports when you do not allow player to JUICE UP ON STEROIDS AND HGH TO HIT NOTHING BUT HOME RUNS!

These fights are more fodder to show that this sport as the joke that it has become.  Major League Baseball is most definitely on the decline.  The 1/3 full stadium that watched this “classic baseball fight” couldn’t even muster up loud booing.  Pathetic.  Everyone in the stands should be ashamed of themselves.

Hey Baseball… Here’s what a sports fight really looks like…

Look at these animals in Philly… This is what kicking ass looks like.  Normally I despise Philadelphia.  The city’s sports teams, its people, its location on the map of the United States but, here they are beating Canadian ass.  That trumps any hatred I have for the slow moving, open mouth breathing dolts of Philadelphia.  THIS IS WIN WIN WIN!

F U Baseball… F U for all that you have become.

RECOGNIZE!!!

…and it causes fires… check this shiz-nit out… apparently a California wildfire was sparked when a golfer trying to hit a ball out of the rough struck his club against a rock, fire officials have said.  12 acres of land burned by the Shady Canyon golf course in Irvine, California.  By the Shady Canyon golf course… BY IT!  THAT MEANS HE HIT A ERRANT BALL INTO A ROUGH PATCH BECAUSE HE LACKS GOLF SKILLS AND STARTED A FIRE!  A FIRE BECAUSE THIS JERK OFF SUCKS AT GOLF.

The answer is clear people… death penalty for this schlub.

Sad truth about this terrible golfer here.

Remember when?!?!?!?!?

Talk about missing the mark.

Look… if I had to play a rock show in Cincinnati, I too as well would give my voice the night off and lip sync as well.  However, you make the call music fans.  Can the singer of the rock band Stone Temple Pilots fall off of a stage, in the middle of singing and still keep the same pitch and key?

My vote leans towards lip syncing.

The college version of LeGarrette Blount gave us this fine moment…

…now the NFL LeGarrette Blount gives us this fine moment…

Coach Jeff Fisher is going to have his hands full with the yabo…

Odd.  I thought it would.  The twitter feed Sh*t My Dad says was picked up by CBS to become a TV show.  Turns out 140 character witty and abrasive sayings aren’t what you would call entertaining for a 30 minute sitcom.

“The network has already recast the lead (Jonathan Sadowski will replace Ryan Devlin), a move that means that “most scenes” of the pilot will need to be reshot, Tassler explained — probably a good thing, after the lukewarm impression it made on the network and critics alike.”

Rest of the impending fail can be found here.

For the second straight day Albert Hanesworth failed his conditioning test.

Here’s the lesson Albert is learning.  You do not mess with Mike Shanahan… ever.  You win him a title.  Drama is mos def not allowed.

Read Albert’s continued failure here.

So… let me get this straight… over 100 years without a championship title… the manager (a former yankees champion) says during the season that he will retire after the end of this baseball season… a season where said team already is behind by 10 games… pretty much left for dead on the side of the road… one of your highest paid players has been in anger management… oh and your new owner are as clueless, if not more than your past owner.  the immediate option for the future coach is a former player who is not ready to coach a major league team?  that’s ok becuase he used to play for the team.  no championships. just one home run over the credits of a afternoon baseball game like 30 years ago.

Hey but you got see the ballpark… it’s a great place to watch a game!

And you dopes hate the Yankees?  An organization that has done nothing but achieve.

EVERYBODY IS LAUGHING AT YOU.

STRAIGHTEN UP FOOLS!

So?  This is news?  Early adopter to gadgets feel they are better than everyone else?  What else do you have for us Wired?  Water is wet?  Air is necessary?

Bums me out a little… Wired is better than this… I’ve come to expect more from them.

Story fail here.

Charlie Weis will be doing most of the play calling for the Kansas City Chiefs this upcoming NFL season.  BECAUSE THAT WORKED OUT SO WELL FOR CHARLIE OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charlie Weis’ future.

Charlie Weis’ past.

…and waste everyone’s time!

People who attend this “rally” yesterday will make their parents realize that instead of creating them, they should of had a nice dinner and movie instead.

“Free Lindsay” rally to take place in NYC.

On July 27, here in NYC, fans of Lindsay Lohan are supposed to (it’s hard to find definitive proof on the matter at this time, other than an email we received) attend a “Free Lindsay” rally tomorrow to support the “troubled starlet.” It will be hosted by James Oliver of Beach Bum Tanning Salon, who is primarily responsible for keeping the Lohan family so well sunned. The ceremony will begin with a press conference, and a ribbon will be tied around a building on 7th avenue that will say, “We love you Lindsay! Come home soon.” How’s that for ripping off the work of Christo and Jean-Claude so elegantly?

rest of this sad pathetic story found here.

Lindsay Lohan in better days here

Research In Motion’s future looks bleak. R.I.M., which makes the popular BlackBerry devices, has had a traditional stronghold in sales to American companies. But that has been cracked open.

Apple said last week that more than 80 percent of the Fortune 100 companies were testing or deploying its iPhone. Meanwhile, phones using Google’s Android operating system appear to be making inroads, too. That spells trouble for R.I.M.

Corporations and consumers used to be happy with handsets that served up e-mail reliably, promptly and securely. R.I.M.’s products do this very well. Now, though, Android and Apple handsets adequately handle e-mail, while also doing much more. For instance, iPhone users can download about 30 times as many apps as are available to BlackBerry users, and the process is more user-friendly…

Looks like the Blackberry will be going the way of the bag phone.  We will miss you.

Dude on Gizmodo.com pouring a big old cup of haterade on facebook.  He gives constitutional reasons as to why they suck and suck hard.  Nice rant.  I appreciate it but we on facebook are far too self absorbed to not be on facebook.  So please find a nearby bridge and jump.  Heh…

NFL Football is coming back… I SEE IT ON THE HORIZON!  Camps are about to start and that means I know have purpose in life.  Let’s dip our toe in the water slowly… Let’s take a look around…

Colts offensive guard Kyle DeVan knows that training camp means you need to beat up your teammates for a roster slot.  FEEL THE EYE OF HIS TIGER!

Usually when you do stuff like this it means you have nothing left musically to offer.

Houston Texans breaks down all of the linebackers who will not be sacking Peyton Manning this year.

It’s a 2 BILLION dollar oops!

Rams high school fans finish higher in competitive play than the actual team.  They would of had a worse draft pick if these kids played on the Rams.

Sex tapes that shoulda woulda coulda made some mad cash money.

Meet Broncos cheerleader Candace.  She needs me.  I’m almost sure of it.

If these are the top 5 players who fans should feel good about because they had a good camp, well… the Chiefs are screwed.