Mark Patrick, Jim Rome, Joe Buck, Bob Costas, Dan Patrick, Chris Collingsworth… These lesser sports announcers have to understand that a new kid on the block is about to take their jobs. Look at this kid! His name is LJ. He is a Colts football genius!!! Put him in a suit and get in in front of the microphone!
Stop bitching. The first string Colts played for 2 quarters and change, and only put up 15 points. It’s not like they never saw the field. They had time to play.
Would you rather change places with the fans of these teams?
1. St. Louis Rams – 60 more minutes and they have the first drat pick.
2. Washington Redskins – All the money spend on all of those players and they sit at the bottom of the NFC East.
3. Chicago Bears – The interception riddled QB with no one to throw the ball to?
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – The sharp decline this team has felt since 2002 is comical.
5. Buffalo Bills – Been a joke since the music city miracle.
6. New York Giants – Just played themselves out of the playoffs.
7. Seattle Seahawks – Mora Jr is the coach. We’ve seen that movie here with Mora Senior.
8. Cleveland Browns – Nothing good comes from or out of Cleveland.
9. Oakland Raiders – Commitment to Excellence. Just Win Baby. Buzz phrases + bad drafting = failure.
10. Detroit Lions – Fail. Abort. Restart. Repeating that cycle since 1997.
The Colts are first place in the AFC South, number 1 seed in the AFC, and the road to the Super Bowl comes through Indy. Take a breath you spoiled brats.
Hank Baskett stated this past Tuesday on the The Jackson and Bullitt Show (Every Tuesday on WNDE 5p to 7p) that he is spending all his time studying the playbook. I think that’s awesome and the 3rd year receiver hopefilly will work out for the Colts. Check out Hank’s hands coordination drill in the picture below. That looks like some great hand to ass skills being displayed in this picture. Now picture Hank in the end zone and Kendra’s ass as the football. I’m willing to bet that he can catch that with no issues.
On the left, that’s 6 foot 4 inch 220 pounds of new Indianapolis Colts wide receiver, Hank Baskett. With Anthony Gonzales out for anywhere from 3 to 5 weeks the Colts needed a set of hands. On the right, that’s 5 foot 4 inch 115 pounds unbelievably hot woman is Kendra Wilkinson. Kendra is a reality show queen. She starred in the E! reality-television show The Girls Next Door and now stars in the new reality series Kendra. And, she’s silly hot.
So if you are keeping track, the order of the Top 5 superstars of the Indianapolis Colts has changed now that Hank signed a contract with the team.
1. Kendra Wilkinson.
2. Peyton Manning.
3. Tony Dungy. I know… Still. Insane right?
4. Jeff Saturday.
5. Blue. The Colts Mascot.
Sunday’s just got better at Lucas Oil Stadium and it’s not for the talent they have on the field.
Don’t get angry with this list. The top 5 changes all the time. I’m sure Peyton will regain the lead as Colts superstar #1. If he looks as good as Kendra does in the below outfit, I will have no issues re-listing Peyton at number 1.
