Lenny from Indy

Better simulation of the game…

Mark Patrick, Jim Rome, Joe Buck, Bob Costas, Dan Patrick, Chris Collingsworth… These lesser sports announcers have to understand that a new kid on the block is about to take their jobs.  Look at this kid!  His name is LJ.  He is a Colts football genius!!!  Put him in a suit and get in in front of the microphone!

If the Giants 17-14 victory in the Super Bowl two years ago closed the coffin door on the cheating dynasty for the Patriots, what happened on Sunday put the final nails in the coffin.  24 to 7 by the second quarter, the Ravens shut down the Patriots at every turn.  This game was a bore, yet I watched every second.

Final score 33-14.  Happiness ensues!

Pats out and the Ravens come to Indianapolis on Saturday for what will be an incredible game.

Stop bitching.  The first string Colts played for 2 quarters and change, and only put up 15 points.  It’s not like they never saw the field.  They had time to play.

Would you rather change places with the fans of these teams?

1. St. Louis Rams – 60 more minutes and they have the first drat pick.

2. Washington Redskins – All the money spend on all of those players and  they sit at the bottom of the NFC East.

3. Chicago Bears – The interception riddled QB with no one to throw the ball to?

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – The sharp decline this team has felt since 2002 is comical.

5. Buffalo Bills – Been a joke since the music  city miracle.

6. New York Giants – Just played themselves out of the playoffs.

7. Seattle  Seahawks – Mora Jr is the coach.  We’ve seen that movie here with Mora Senior.

8. Cleveland Browns – Nothing good comes from or out of Cleveland.

9. Oakland Raiders – Commitment to Excellence.  Just Win Baby. Buzz phrases + bad drafting = failure.

10. Detroit Lions – Fail. Abort. Restart. Repeating that cycle since 1997.

The Colts are first place in the AFC South, number 1 seed in the AFC, and the road to the Super Bowl comes through Indy.  Take a breath you spoiled brats.

The Colts continue to roll.  Today was the suddenly surging Titans.  We all know the Titans story at this point.  13-3 last year, this year they started 0-6.  Kerry Collins gets benched and Vince Young returns!  They Titans go on to win the next 5 games.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…  The Titans are a really good team.  They are a hell of a lot better than the 5-6 record going into today’s game.  We know this.  We get it.  However, today they were to meet division foes, the Indianapolis Colts!

Now I wasn’t there to here him say anything, but Peyton seemed to have a wild look in his eye when he took to the field.  You knew he was thinking of a particular type of beat down he wanted to hand the Titans today.

This wild eyed look does not bode well for the Titans when Peyton is ready to spank a team.

Joseph Addai understood the message and ran for 79 yards on 21 attempts.  he scored 2 touchdowns.  Here is Joseph posing after touchdown number one in the end zone.

Joseph looks like he on a new weight training program.  Looking good Joe!

At this point, the Titans realized that winning this game was futile.  They simply lined up for a spanking.  They presented bum…

When Titans bum presented itself, the Colts obliged and placed the Titans in the position.

At one point in the second quarter it looked like the Titans were starting to enjoy the beating they were taking.  Spanking then commenced.

This looks painful.  Then the Colts defense stopped the mighty Lendale White at the goal line.

Lendale looks like he is enjoying this.  You know not to digress from this riveting game, but I drafted Lendale in the second round of my fantasy league.  Talk about a bust this year.  I had to drop him in week 5.  Anyway, no one cares about my fantasy team.  Back to the game!

Mercilessly the half ended and the Colts up 24-10.  Game plan for the second half was pretty simple.  Run the ball and let the defense do what it does best, shut it down.

Scoring-wise it was pretty uneventful.  What was great to see was the Colts defense looking playoff ready.  This makes Coach Caldwell very happy.  Check out the look on his face during the second half.

He is positively giddy with how great this defense has been playing.

The Colts defeated the Titans 27-17.

After the game, the Colts went to a local club to do some dancing to celebrate the win.  They look really happy.

Poor Jeff Fisher stayed in his hotel room wondering what it was like to feel like a winner…

Next week the Colts take on the Denver Broncos which should prove to be a better game than this one.

So the former Baltimore team that now resides in our fine city of Indianapolis traveled back to Baltimore to take on the team that currently resides in that hellish, slowly dying city.  They call themselves the Ravens.  They used to be the Cleveland Browns.

It was a rough game for Peyton.

22 for 31.  299 yards.  1 Touchdown.  2 Interceptions.  For Peyton, this was a rough game.  The interceptions out numbered touchdown passes.  For a second I thought this was Eli.  OHHHHH!

Now… Jeff Saturday.  Once drafted by the Baltimore Ravens and then cut by those douche bags was in fine form today.

I have to say, Jeff looks great.  He really was a key element in keeping the tough Baltimore defense from running up the middle.  And I gotta say, Jeff Saturday has a great ass.

Pierre Garcon had a great day today.  6 catches for 108 yards.  Kudos Pierre, you are a fine addition to the Colts receiving core.

Doesn’t Pierre look great catching this pass from Peyton?  Kudos!

Gary Brackett had one interception today.  Joe Flacco is a bad ass quarterback so it was really keen that Gary caught one of his passes right out of the air.

That’s Gary right after the interception.  Awesome snag Gary!  Have you been working out?

Joseph Addai rushed 19 times for 74 yards.  It might not look like a lot but these were hard fought yards against that stingy Ravens defense.

That’s Joesph in the 4th quarter.  Man he looks tired.  I really would love to give him a rub down.  His hamstrings look overworked.  Good game Joe!

Dallas Clark only had one reception today.  One reception for 3 yards.  That catch happened to be a touchdown!  Awesome job Dallas!

That’s Dallas in the end zone after his catch.  Isn’t he cute?  I just want to eat him up!

Taking a look up in the stands, I have to say they have some confused people out in Baltimore.  Here is a lady who isn’t getting the whole “Ravens” concept.

She doesn’t want to let that whole Browns thing go I guess…  hard to believe only 5 years ago she was only 16.

Well… The Colts ended up winning the game 17 to 15.  They are still undefeated this season and stand at the top of the AFC South at 10-0.

Next up the Colts travel to Houston to take on a tough Texans team.