Lenny from Indy

Stop bitching.  The first string Colts played for 2 quarters and change, and only put up 15 points.  It’s not like they never saw the field.  They had time to play.

Would you rather change places with the fans of these teams?

1. St. Louis Rams – 60 more minutes and they have the first drat pick.

2. Washington Redskins – All the money spend on all of those players and  they sit at the bottom of the NFC East.

3. Chicago Bears – The interception riddled QB with no one to throw the ball to?

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – The sharp decline this team has felt since 2002 is comical.

5. Buffalo Bills – Been a joke since the music  city miracle.

6. New York Giants – Just played themselves out of the playoffs.

7. Seattle  Seahawks – Mora Jr is the coach.  We’ve seen that movie here with Mora Senior.

8. Cleveland Browns – Nothing good comes from or out of Cleveland.

9. Oakland Raiders – Commitment to Excellence.  Just Win Baby. Buzz phrases + bad drafting = failure.

10. Detroit Lions – Fail. Abort. Restart. Repeating that cycle since 1997.

The Colts are first place in the AFC South, number 1 seed in the AFC, and the road to the Super Bowl comes through Indy.  Take a breath you spoiled brats.

It’s a sight that we are not used to seeing.  Tim Tebow’s and Florida taking a lost last night to Alabama.  Tebow cried on the sidelines and was teary eyed in his post game interview.

There was more passion, heart, and fire in that 47 second clip than has been displayed by the following teams in the NFL this season.

1.  Cleveland Browns

2. St Louis Rams

3. Buffalo Bills

4. Oakland Raiders

5. Kansas City Chiefs

6. Washington Redskins

7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Between Tim, Colt McCoy, Sam Bradford and the wild card quarterback I’ll throw in to next years NFL draft, is that kid out of Central Michigan Dan LeFevour.  The next decades quarterbacks stand upon the doorway of greatness.

There is no reason why this picture of the Florida Gators cheerleaders needed to be here.  But, you don’t care.

Let the draft madness begin…

Talk about the battle of who cares less.  A mediocre Ohio State team is going to play a horrible Michigan team.  Do you remember a few years back when this was the battle of the number one and two teams in the country?

If you are even remotely interested in this game you fall under one of these categories:

#1)  You had the displeasure of being recruited by one of these colleges.  You have to play.

#2) You are one of those die hard Michigan fans who brag that they are the “winningest football of programs of all time”.  You are ignoring the fact that you had a 60 year head start on 95% of the teams playing today.  You have little in life that brings you joy.  You should look into finding multiple hobbies.

#3) You are on the coaching staff.  See #1’s reason.

#4) You are a Ohio State fan.  Let’s face it, you have very little going in this mortal coil outside rooting for this below average football team.  You also know that Michigan BLOWS HUGE HEARTY CHUNKS under Rich “Big Balls Rod” Rodriguez.  You smell blood in the water and could care less that in 3 years time your team as well could become the national embarrassment that Michigan is right now.

#5) You are related in some way to one of the kids playing in this game.  You have to watch.

#6) You work for a media company that is forcing you to cover this game.  That sucks for you but at least you are getting paid for your attendance to this Pop Warner level football game.

#7) You are a bookie in Vegas and you had the task of trying to figure out a line that would make you the most money.

#8) You are a member of the Dead Schembechlers.  A spectacular band that takes punked up R.E.M.-ish sounding songs and writes Michigan hate songs.  Oddly enough, if you fall under this reason why you are watching this game, you are having the best time during this debacle of a game.

#9) You are a proud member of these once “beloved” schools.  You call one of these two hell holes your alma mater.  You get to spend the afternoon talking about the old days.

#10) You are Sarah Santarelli, Cheerleader for Ohio State.  I looked online and saw both squads.  Sarah is hands down the hottest cheerleader of the two squads.  She’s a senior and her major is nursing.  Sarah… Email me… lenny (at) wnde.com.  Let’s go to Steak n’ Shake for dinner!

If this game goes like we all think it should, Michigan doesn’t stand a chance.  Ohio State wins this game.

If I’m wrong, I’ll check in later.  If not, I’ll have more stuff up tomorrow.

No one likes Michigan fans at any age.

Tee hee hee!

Enjoy today’s college football games!

Congrats to the Northwestern Wildcats for handing the mighty Iowa Hawkeyes a loss today. It was the Hawkeyes first loss of the season. I’m sure Dallas Clark and Bob Sanders are sad that the team that they played for took a loss to the scrappy Wildcats today.

This news is easier to take today because Purdue beat Michigan in Michigan’s stadium, the Big House. Funny part is at one point in the game Michigan had a 24-10 lead. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Kudos Purdue!!!

Dear Michigan Wolverines nation,

This does not seem like rebuilding when you lose to Illinois 38-13.  I’m pretty sure at this point you jack offs wished that that Les Miles rumor a few years ago was true.  You know, the one where he was going to be your coach.  But, allegedly he was stiff armed by Lloyd Carr.

***On a side note, everyone when they get a chance, check out any Michigan Wolverines message board.  Everyone is an expert and has someone they know who is in on what happens in the inner circle of the team.  It’s comedy gold!***

Instead you open mouth breathing morons have, Rich “Big Balls Rod” Rodriguez.

Today was the worst loss of the last 40 years.  I’m saying a lot with that statement.  The Wolverines have been schooled by Ohio State many, many, many, many times.  Pick any one of those losses and you do not come within a country mile of what happened today.

This has completely surpassed App State level of loss.

This most definitely has to sting.

Can you win another game this season?  Maybe…. but, we’ve seen the teams coaching… Maybe not…

Cheers,

Lenny

Go Hawkeyes!!!!!!!!

Michigan sports has been in a lull over the last two years.  It doesn’t matter the sport or the team.  It seems all of them have experienced kicks in the ding ding for a while.  However, let’s us today focus on a great inner Michigan rivalry that played out yesterday, Michigan vs. Michigan State.

For the second year in a row the Spartan Nation has been blessed with a Michigan State Spartans victory over “winningest program of all time, the douche bags of the average Michigan Wolverines.

The last time two Spartan victories happened was in 1967.  Damn, that’s a long time ago.  The number one song in the nation that week was Box Tops “The Letter”.   The Beatles were still a active band.  They had three number one songs that year (“Penny Lane”, “All You Need is Love” and “Hello, Goodbye”).

Michigan State was ahead with less than a minute to go when Wolverines red shirt freshman Tate Forcier put together a masterful drive which ended with a 9 yard pass to Roy Roundtree which threw the game into overtime.

Tate was on track to be the hero for the average Wolverines.

Michigan won the toss and they had the ball!  Things were looking up for the much embattled Rich Rodriguez coached Wolverines until…….. Tate threw a costly interception.

How costly?

Two plays later Michigan State running back Larry Caper peels off a 24 yard run for a touchdown.

Tate now is the goat.

Michigan State 26 – Michigan 20.  The Wolverines swallow defeat and sadness once again.

Now don’t you fret none too much about Tate Forcier.  Tate has a bright future as quarterback for the Wolverines.  He’ll be able to evolve as Rodriguez rebuilds the Wolverines team over the next few years.

Michigan State Spartans with a much needed win to turn the season around stand at a teetering on the brink of no bowl game invite 2-3.   As for the Michigan Wolverines, they stand before you after this game as a very weak 4-1 football team.

Neither team has what it takes to do anything truly great this season.  Michigan swallows failure for another year in college football.

So apparently the Spartan nation is starting to splinter and they are calling for a new coach.

The person who runs this site is not half cocked in his thoughts.  Here he has 10 solid reasons to fire Spartans head coach Mark Dantonio.

http://firedantonio.com/

I’m starting to feel bad for the guy.  The Michigan Wolverines fan isn’t down with the whole Ritchie R. experience, so he has to meet groups of open mouth breathers and make them feel like he cares if they go to the big house to watch the Wolverines play football.

Florida besmirched Troy’s good name and reputation by trampling them 56 – 6.  Tim Tebow – 15 for 24.  237 yards.  4 touchdown passes.

Every time the Gators were on the field, it was a highlight.  It would be ridiculous to even discuss highlights of the game.

This wasn’t even a fair contest.

NFL teams take note, Tim Tebow is your number one pick.  However, teams will let Tim Tebow slide in the draft only to then pay the price later.

This “genius” has the thought process that the Jaguars should draft Tebow to win, not sell tickets. Hey Gene Fernette of the Flordia Times Union, if you draft Tim Tebow, you will win.  I don’t think the Jaguars are shopping for a quarterback.  They have a really good quarterback in David Gerrard.

Does any team in the NFL have the intelligence to draft future franchise quarterback Tim Tebow?

The great news for Tim is that Detroit has put all the hopes and dreams of a franchise quarterback into Matt Stafford.  At the very least it has to be comforting to know that you will not have to live in Michigan.

The interesting online rumor that is making its way around message board is that Tim Tebow will become a member of the New England Patriots.  If you look at the players involved one thing we know is that, The Patriots organization is not afraid to cut and run to build for its future.  I’m not saying that they will cut and run on Tom Brady but, how great to shore up the backup quarterback position and have a dangerous threat on the field.  Let’s face facts, Tom Brady is coming up on his 10 year anniversary in the NFL and he’s coming off a bad knee injury and now he has the questionable shoulder.  Ultimately, this would suck as the Patriots are the worst team but they are some of the smartest football people in the NFL universe.  They even figured out how to not get majorly killed for cheating.  That’s impressive, even for douche bags.

Here is this weeks Tim Tebow Top 5.

1.  New England Patriots

2. Minnesota Vikings

3. Buffalo Bills

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

5. Washington Redskins

Tim Tebow bonus links!

Tim Tebow and the Gators destroy Troy

Tim Tebow’s draft profile

Bobby Bowden, still back peddling.

Oklahoma isn’t that smart.