ATTN: Chicago Bears
YOU F-ING MORONS!
So you start off last season with a great QB pickup…
In case you forgot, his name is Jay Cutler. Last I checked, he’s a pretty good quarterback. Laser rocket arm and all… I do get the feeling he can be prima donna-ish/whiny bitch-ish but never-the-less, this is a franchise quarterback. You jerk offs who run the Bears make the deal to get this good quarterback but forget to give him A OFFENSIVE LINE TO PROTECT HIM! AND, NO RECEIVERS!!!
So you had a bad season due to some minor over sights in personnel, Jay ran for his life, tried to make things happen. He ended up trying to force things and threw a career high level of interceptions. The aging defense lost a few key pieces to injury and you get a terrible season put in by your Chicago Bears.
Free agency time hits and who will the Bears sign to improve this lopsided, great quarterback but no offensive weapons?
DEFENSIVE PLAYERS!!!!!!
Really? What are you guys trying to do, build another Super Bowl losing team? Don’t answer that, we know the answer. Free agency is essentially the draft for the Bears because all the draft picks went to Denver for Jay Cutler. This is a sickening thought thinking that Hester, Knox, and Aromashodu is going to be top level receivers for the Bears. I really have no issue with Aromashodu but you can double him, leave Knox open and feel confident that you can shut down the Bears passing game. Greg Olsen is a pretty good tight end but the Bears have confused the issue with bringing in Brandon Manumaleuna. He’s fine but a pointless pickup when you already had Greg Olsen. Chester Taylor was a nifty pickup at the running back position. The combo of him and Matt Forte would be good, if only they had a strong offensive line and the threat of a bad ass passing game.
Last season was terrible. The off-season has been confusing. Lovie Smith is not going to be able to make these pieces work. If the Bears were a chick, this is what she would look like…
It’s just a ugly mess.
You have endued pain Chicago Bears fans. More pain is is on the way. Because, there is no hope.
Additional pain… Here’s a guy from the south side of Chicago who has no chance of a Super Bowl ring either.
