Lenny from Indy

So the “big game” was today… Did you watch?  Hopefully you did not waste your time like I did today.  Here is a quick wrap up of the game and what should happen next year with this “rivalry”.

There was never a moment where Michigan ever had a chance of beating Ohio State today. Even when Michigan were driving hard into Ohio State territory,on the cusp of scoring, you never felt they had the confidence score, much less win this game. Big Balls Rod had a bad game plan, players who were not ready, and really poor adjustments at the half. It’s going to take the next Michigan coach at least 4 years to turn that pitiful program around.  A complete and total mess.  Look, I’m not a fan of any Michigan or Ohio sports program whether it be Pop Warner, College, or Pro and I feel bad for the players trapped on these teams.  Ohio State is an incredibly weak team this year and the fact that the final score was only 21-10 proves how bad both teams are these days.  Storied programs?  Legendary rivalry?  Not anymore people.  I vote next year they do not televise the Ohio State/Michigan game.  These “programs” are total embarrassments to the game of football.  Feel shame.

Talk about the battle of who cares less.  A mediocre Ohio State team is going to play a horrible Michigan team.  Do you remember a few years back when this was the battle of the number one and two teams in the country?

If you are even remotely interested in this game you fall under one of these categories:

#1)  You had the displeasure of being recruited by one of these colleges.  You have to play.

#2) You are one of those die hard Michigan fans who brag that they are the “winningest football of programs of all time”.  You are ignoring the fact that you had a 60 year head start on 95% of the teams playing today.  You have little in life that brings you joy.  You should look into finding multiple hobbies.

#3) You are on the coaching staff.  See #1’s reason.

#4) You are a Ohio State fan.  Let’s face it, you have very little going in this mortal coil outside rooting for this below average football team.  You also know that Michigan BLOWS HUGE HEARTY CHUNKS under Rich “Big Balls Rod” Rodriguez.  You smell blood in the water and could care less that in 3 years time your team as well could become the national embarrassment that Michigan is right now.

#5) You are related in some way to one of the kids playing in this game.  You have to watch.

#6) You work for a media company that is forcing you to cover this game.  That sucks for you but at least you are getting paid for your attendance to this Pop Warner level football game.

#7) You are a bookie in Vegas and you had the task of trying to figure out a line that would make you the most money.

#8) You are a member of the Dead Schembechlers.  A spectacular band that takes punked up R.E.M.-ish sounding songs and writes Michigan hate songs.  Oddly enough, if you fall under this reason why you are watching this game, you are having the best time during this debacle of a game.

#9) You are a proud member of these once “beloved” schools.  You call one of these two hell holes your alma mater.  You get to spend the afternoon talking about the old days.

#10) You are Sarah Santarelli, Cheerleader for Ohio State.  I looked online and saw both squads.  Sarah is hands down the hottest cheerleader of the two squads.  She’s a senior and her major is nursing.  Sarah… Email me… lenny (at) wnde.com.  Let’s go to Steak n’ Shake for dinner!

If this game goes like we all think it should, Michigan doesn’t stand a chance.  Ohio State wins this game.

If I’m wrong, I’ll check in later.  If not, I’ll have more stuff up tomorrow.

Dear Michigan Wolverines nation,

This does not seem like rebuilding when you lose to Illinois 38-13.  I’m pretty sure at this point you jack offs wished that that Les Miles rumor a few years ago was true.  You know, the one where he was going to be your coach.  But, allegedly he was stiff armed by Lloyd Carr.

***On a side note, everyone when they get a chance, check out any Michigan Wolverines message board.  Everyone is an expert and has someone they know who is in on what happens in the inner circle of the team.  It’s comedy gold!***

Instead you open mouth breathing morons have, Rich “Big Balls Rod” Rodriguez.

Today was the worst loss of the last 40 years.  I’m saying a lot with that statement.  The Wolverines have been schooled by Ohio State many, many, many, many times.  Pick any one of those losses and you do not come within a country mile of what happened today.

This has completely surpassed App State level of loss.

This most definitely has to sting.

Can you win another game this season?  Maybe…. but, we’ve seen the teams coaching… Maybe not…

Cheers,

Lenny

So I predicted some games yesterday.  Let’s see how I did…. yesterday’s predictions are in the red text.

Upset of the week… Oklahoma beats Texas. – WRONG!  I BOTCHED THIS ONE BIG TIME.  MY BAD!

The obvious… Ohio State kills Purdue and I die a little on the inside. - WRONG!  I’M HAPPY I GOT THIS ONE WRONG.  IT HURT ME TO PREDICT THIS GAME THE WAY I DID.  F U OHIO STATE!  MY APOLOGIES TO THE GREAT PURDUE TEAM!

Expected… USC beats up on Notre Dame and the Catholic in me gets angry. – CORRECT!  SURE THE CATHOLIC IN ME WAS A TAD ANGRY BUT USC WON!  EPIC WIN!

More Expected… Florida rolls over Arkansas.  Tim Tebow after the game proclaims, “I don’t want to get drafted by Buffalo in the 2010 NFL Draft!  Can someone suck more than them this season please?” – CORRECT!  WELL I WOULDN’T SAY THEY ROLLED OVER ARKANSAS BUT THE TEBOW MACHINE KEEPS ON ROLLING.

2-2 for the day.  Meh.

The greatest day of the week is Saturday because God smiles down on the earth and says, “Enjoy college football.”  So let’s make some picks!

Upset of the week… Oklahoma beats Texas.

The obvious… Ohio State kills Purdue and I die a little on the inside.

Expected… USC beats up on Notre Dame and the Catholic in me gets angry.

More Expected… Florida rolls over Arkansas.  Tim Tebow after the game proclaims, “I don’t want to get drafted by Buffalo in the 2010 NFL Draft!  Can someone suck more than them this season please?”

Enjoy the day…  here are some cheerleaders staying limber during a game….

Last night I had a dream on three college football predictions.

My dreams teased me as reality is a bitch.

This is what I saw happen on Saturday in my dream.

Oregon Ducks over California Golden Bears (6)

Illinois Fighting Illini over Ohio State Buckeyes (13)

Indiana Hoosiers over Michigan Wolverines (23)

Here is reality…

Oregon Ducks 42 – California Golden Bears -3  – EPIC WIN!

Illinois Fighting Illini 0 -  Ohio State Buckeyes 30 – DREAM FAIL!

Indiana Hoosiers 33 – Michigan Wolverines 36 – DREAM FAIL!

For the record 33% of my dreams are cool.

I woke up from a dream.  The dream was that these 3 College teams were upset.  It’s 3am right now, I wanted have this down to remember and see if I was right.  I’ll check it later today after the games.

Oregon Ducks over California Golden Bears (6)

Illinois Fighting Illini over Ohio State Buckeyes (13)

Indiana Hoosiers over Michigan Wolverines (23)

Ok… I’m going back to bed… night.