Lenny from Indy

Half reader fail…

Posted by Lenny from Indy On December - 10 - 2009

Simpleton.

Hayseed.

Dope.

Dimwit.

Amateur blogger.

Drama queen.

Says in 90 words what can be said in 5 words.

Half Reader.

These are some of the ways to describe lesser blogger Bill Radio. The other day, nitwit posted this about my post on Tiger Woods.

Somehow Stupids interpretation doesn’t match what was actually posted. He has painted me as a Tiger Woods supporter, when I didn’t even take a side. I asked questions. I asked for you who cared to look in the mirror and see if you think you are so much better. This is why Bill Radio’s blog has been renamed the slog. It’s when you take the goodness of blogging and cram it with a whole lot of sadness. Then you get a slog.

The questions are simple. Answer the questions Claire…

Would you conduct yourself better than Tiger if placed in the same exact position? Are you a better person now? You do not have one skeleton in your closet? Could you withstand the bright lights and not melt in the hot sun?

I have to think that Bill would be three Perkins waitresses deep on each arm. That’s my opinion. Bill Radio would crumble like the pyramids in Egypt after a harsh sandstorm.

Think before you attack. Bill Radio ignores thinking. Fight lesser blogs. Ignore Bill Radio.

For those who don’t care about the Slogfather, here is a picture of the greatest thing to come out of the Carolina Panthers franchise.

And if you are Bill Radio, here is something more your speed…

Slog on that.

fin.

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Ohio State vs. Michigan

Posted by Lenny from Indy On November - 21 - 2009

Talk about the battle of who cares less. A mediocre Ohio State team is going to play a horrible Michigan team. Do you remember a few years back when this was the battle of the number one and two teams in the country?

If you are even remotely interested in this game you fall under one of these categories:

#1) You had the displeasure of being recruited by one of these colleges. You have to play.

#2) You are one of those die hard Michigan fans who brag that they are the “winningest football of programs of all time”. You are ignoring the fact that you had a 60 year head start on 95% of the teams playing today. You have little in life that brings you joy. You should look into finding multiple hobbies.

#3) You are on the coaching staff. See #1’s reason.

#4) You are a Ohio State fan. Let’s face it, you have very little going in this mortal coil outside rooting for this below average football team. You also know that Michigan BLOWS HUGE HEARTY CHUNKS under Rich “Big Balls Rod” Rodriguez. You smell blood in the water and could care less that in 3 years time your team as well could become the national embarrassment that Michigan is right now.

#5) You are related in some way to one of the kids playing in this game. You have to watch.

#6) You work for a media company that is forcing you to cover this game. That sucks for you but at least you are getting paid for your attendance to this Pop Warner level football game.

#7) You are a bookie in Vegas and you had the task of trying to figure out a line that would make you the most money.

#8) You are a member of the Dead Schembechlers. A spectacular band that takes punked up R.E.M.-ish sounding songs and writes Michigan hate songs. Oddly enough, if you fall under this reason why you are watching this game, you are having the best time during this debacle of a game.

#9) You are a proud member of these once “beloved” schools. You call one of these two hell holes your alma mater. You get to spend the afternoon talking about the old days.

#10) You are Sarah Santarelli, Cheerleader for Ohio State. I looked online and saw both squads. Sarah is hands down the hottest cheerleader of the two squads. She’s a senior and her major is nursing. Sarah… Email me… lenny (at) wnde.com. Let’s go to Steak n’ Shake for dinner!