Lenny from Indy

Tim Tebow last night.

Posted by Lenny from Indy On December - 6 - 2009

It’s a sight that we are not used to seeing.  Tim Tebow’s and Florida taking a lost last night to Alabama.  Tebow cried on the sidelines and was teary eyed in his post game interview.

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There was more passion, heart, and fire in that 47 second clip than has been displayed by the following teams in the NFL this season.

1.  Cleveland Browns

2. St Louis Rams

3. Buffalo Bills

4. Oakland Raiders

5. Kansas City Chiefs

6. Washington Redskins

7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Between Tim, Colt McCoy, Sam Bradford and the wild card quarterback I’ll throw in to next years NFL draft, is that kid out of Central Michigan Dan LeFevour.  The next decades quarterbacks stand upon the doorway of greatness.

There is no reason why this picture of the Florida Gators cheerleaders needed to be here.  But, you don’t care.

Let the draft madness begin…

Well… THAT DIDN’T WORK!

Posted by Lenny from Indy On November - 23 - 2009

I reckon the “firing the coach thing” didn’t rally the troops to circle the wagons and get the win?

Hmmm.  This leaves me perplexed.

Now what Mr. Wilson?

In my own tiny opinion I believe that Ralph Wilson not only fired the wrong guy, he missed a few people.  This misfire exposes some other major glaring flaws within the team’s infrastructure.

Basic statement #1:  You are only as good as the players that you acquire through the draft and free agency.

Basic statement #2:  Proper coaching and a solid organized game plan is essential to at the very least being competitive in the NFL.

The Bills are so far behind the curve they make the Cleveland Browns look like Super Bowl Champions.  In case you didn’t know, Cleveland beat Buffalo in week 5 by the score of 6 to 3.  I’m not kidding with the score.  9 points all game.  This wasn’t a defensive battle type of game.  This has been referred to by some as, “The Game No One Wanted To Win”.  I think of that game as the game that set the NFL back 20 years.  Regardless of how it is remembered, it might be time for the Buffalo Bills to get back to basics.

It’s always odd when you look at the inner workings of a football team and see how they become accustomed to not only doing business, but how they are structured.

For instance… let’s take the current general manager Russ Brandon.  Russ, while involved in sports isn’t what you would call a “football general manager”.    Let’s look over Russ’ resume shall we…

Russ Brandon’s Resume

Class of 1989, St. John Fisher College

- Four-year letter winner as a wide receiver.

- .367 batting average on the baseball team.

- Inducted into the Fisher Athletics Hall of Fame in 2004.

Work Experience

Rochester Red Wings, Triple-A team – Started as a intern and by the time he left in 1993 he was the co-general manager along with Dan Mason, who is currently is still the Red Wings’ GM.

New York Yankees – Was apart of the Sports Advertising Network division.

Florida Marlins – Start at the spring training facility, then the Director of Corporate Sales in Miami two years later.

Buffalo Bills – Nov. 1, 1997 – Executive Director of Business Development and Marketing.

13 months later – promoted to the Vice President of Business Development and Marketing.  In 1999, as part of a way to expand the Bills’ market area, Brandon helped bring the Bills training camp from SUNY Fredonia to his Alma mater St. John Fisher College.

Jan. 12, 2007, after spending two years as the Executive Vice President of Business Operations, Brandon was named the new Bills COO (Chief Operating Officer) and took control over both business and football operations.  That’s quite a jump for anyone in any business.

Here is what you are telling me when I see this resume.  A marketing/sales guy is now involved in the draft, free agency, and everything in-between???

This is a catastrophic error on the part of Ralph Wilson.  This team has been in disarray for a decade.  There hasn’t been any improvement on this team, no team chemistry and poor decisions made at every level.

Firing the coach wasn’t the issue.  It might have been one of the issues.  A very minor issue compared to the inner workings of the Buffalo Bills front office.  Your structure of management and choice of people might be the issue.  This goes beyond “time to clean the house”.  You need to set off a nuke and start again.

Don’t waste your time finding the “big name coach”.  The “big name coach” in the current management structure is doomed to fail.

Ohio State vs. Michigan

Posted by Lenny from Indy On November - 21 - 2009

Talk about the battle of who cares less.  A mediocre Ohio State team is going to play a horrible Michigan team.  Do you remember a few years back when this was the battle of the number one and two teams in the country?

If you are even remotely interested in this game you fall under one of these categories:

#1)  You had the displeasure of being recruited by one of these colleges.  You have to play.

#2) You are one of those die hard Michigan fans who brag that they are the “winningest football of programs of all time”.  You are ignoring the fact that you had a 60 year head start on 95% of the teams playing today.  You have little in life that brings you joy.  You should look into finding multiple hobbies.

#3) You are on the coaching staff.  See #1’s reason.

#4) You are a Ohio State fan.  Let’s face it, you have very little going in this mortal coil outside rooting for this below average football team.  You also know that Michigan BLOWS HUGE HEARTY CHUNKS under Rich “Big Balls Rod” Rodriguez.  You smell blood in the water and could care less that in 3 years time your team as well could become the national embarrassment that Michigan is right now.

#5) You are related in some way to one of the kids playing in this game.  You have to watch.

#6) You work for a media company that is forcing you to cover this game.  That sucks for you but at least you are getting paid for your attendance to this Pop Warner level football game.

#7) You are a bookie in Vegas and you had the task of trying to figure out a line that would make you the most money.

#8) You are a member of the Dead Schembechlers.  A spectacular band that takes punked up R.E.M.-ish sounding songs and writes Michigan hate songs.  Oddly enough, if you fall under this reason why you are watching this game, you are having the best time during this debacle of a game.

#9) You are a proud member of these once “beloved” schools.  You call one of these two hell holes your alma mater.  You get to spend the afternoon talking about the old days.

#10) You are Sarah Santarelli, Cheerleader for Ohio State.  I looked online and saw both squads.  Sarah is hands down the hottest cheerleader of the two squads.  She’s a senior and her major is nursing.  Sarah… Email me… lenny (at) wnde.com.  Let’s go to Steak n’ Shake for dinner!

If this game goes like we all think it should, Michigan doesn’t stand a chance.  Ohio State wins this game.

If I’m wrong, I’ll check in later.  If not, I’ll have more stuff up tomorrow.

An oldie but a goodie…

Posted by Lenny from Indy On November - 14 - 2009

No one likes Michigan fans at any age.

LOLOLOL!

Tee hee hee!

Enjoy today’s college football games!

Urban Meyer, Disciplinarian.

Posted by Lenny from Indy On November - 2 - 2009

Urban Meyer suspended Florida linebacker Brandon Spikes for one half for eye gouging Georgia running back Washaun Ealey on Saturday.  You read right.  One half of football.  30 minutes of game time.

Here is proof of Brandon’s eye gouging.

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No doubt Urban is one of the best coaches in college football.  A strong argument can be made that he is better than at least half of the clowns who pose as coaches in the NFL.  How do you let Brandon Spikes off so easy?  Could this be the weakest move ever by Urban Meyer?  I say yes.  This is ultra-mega weak.  This “suspension” seems like he didn’t want to suspend the guy because maybe he is one of the better players on the team.

Weak, Coach Meyer.  Weak.

Links discussing Urban’s weak disciplinary skills

Yahoo.com – Dan Wetzel

Google.com – AP Story

ESPN – SEC Blog

USA Today

Palm Beach Post

Sporting News

Newsday

Bleacher Report

Illini take down Michigan!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Lenny from Indy On October - 31 - 2009

Dear Michigan Wolverines nation,

This does not seem like rebuilding when you lose to Illinois 38-13.  I’m pretty sure at this point you jack offs wished that that Les Miles rumor a few years ago was true.  You know, the one where he was going to be your coach.  But, allegedly he was stiff armed by Lloyd Carr.

***On a side note, everyone when they get a chance, check out any Michigan Wolverines message board.  Everyone is an expert and has someone they know who is in on what happens in the inner circle of the team.  It’s comedy gold!***

Instead you open mouth breathing morons have, Rich “Big Balls Rod” Rodriguez.

Today was the worst loss of the last 40 years.  I’m saying a lot with that statement.  The Wolverines have been schooled by Ohio State many, many, many, many times.  Pick any one of those losses and you do not come within a country mile of what happened today.

This has completely surpassed App State level of loss.

This most definitely has to sting.

Can you win another game this season?  Maybe…. but, we’ve seen the teams coaching… Maybe not…

Cheers,

Lenny

Yesterday’s College Football Predictions.

Posted by Lenny from Indy On October - 18 - 2009

So I predicted some games yesterday.  Let’s see how I did…. yesterday’s predictions are in the red text.

Upset of the week… Oklahoma beats Texas. – WRONG!  I BOTCHED THIS ONE BIG TIME.  MY BAD!

The obvious… Ohio State kills Purdue and I die a little on the inside. - WRONG!  I’M HAPPY I GOT THIS ONE WRONG.  IT HURT ME TO PREDICT THIS GAME THE WAY I DID.  F U OHIO STATE!  MY APOLOGIES TO THE GREAT PURDUE TEAM!

Expected… USC beats up on Notre Dame and the Catholic in me gets angry. – CORRECT!  SURE THE CATHOLIC IN ME WAS A TAD ANGRY BUT USC WON!  EPIC WIN!

More Expected… Florida rolls over Arkansas.  Tim Tebow after the game proclaims, “I don’t want to get drafted by Buffalo in the 2010 NFL Draft!  Can someone suck more than them this season please?” – CORRECT!  WELL I WOULDN’T SAY THEY ROLLED OVER ARKANSAS BUT THE TEBOW MACHINE KEEPS ON ROLLING.

2-2 for the day.  Meh.

College football on a… SATURDAY!!!

Posted by Lenny from Indy On October - 17 - 2009

The greatest day of the week is Saturday because God smiles down on the earth and says, “Enjoy college football.”  So let’s make some picks!

Upset of the week… Oklahoma beats Texas.

The obvious… Ohio State kills Purdue and I die a little on the inside.

Expected… USC beats up on Notre Dame and the Catholic in me gets angry.

More Expected… Florida rolls over Arkansas.  Tim Tebow after the game proclaims, “I don’t want to get drafted by Buffalo in the 2010 NFL Draft!  Can someone suck more than them this season please?”

Enjoy the day…  here are some cheerleaders staying limber during a game….

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Michigan Sucks!

Posted by Lenny from Indy On October - 4 - 2009

Michigan sports has been in a lull over the last two years.  It doesn’t matter the sport or the team.  It seems all of them have experienced kicks in the ding ding for a while.  However, let’s us today focus on a great inner Michigan rivalry that played out yesterday, Michigan vs. Michigan State.

For the second year in a row the Spartan Nation has been blessed with a Michigan State Spartans victory over “winningest program of all time, the douche bags of the average Michigan Wolverines.

The last time two Spartan victories happened was in 1967.  Damn, that’s a long time ago.  The number one song in the nation that week was Box Tops “The Letter”.   The Beatles were still a active band.  They had three number one songs that year (“Penny Lane”, “All You Need is Love” and “Hello, Goodbye”).

Michigan State was ahead with less than a minute to go when Wolverines red shirt freshman Tate Forcier put together a masterful drive which ended with a 9 yard pass to Roy Roundtree which threw the game into overtime.

Tate was on track to be the hero for the average Wolverines.

Michigan won the toss and they had the ball!  Things were looking up for the much embattled Rich Rodriguez coached Wolverines until…….. Tate threw a costly interception.

How costly?

Two plays later Michigan State running back Larry Caper peels off a 24 yard run for a touchdown.

Tate now is the goat.

Michigan State 26 – Michigan 20.  The Wolverines swallow defeat and sadness once again.

Now don’t you fret none too much about Tate Forcier.  Tate has a bright future as quarterback for the Wolverines.  He’ll be able to evolve as Rodriguez rebuilds the Wolverines team over the next few years.

Michigan State Spartans with a much needed win to turn the season around stand at a teetering on the brink of no bowl game invite 2-3.   As for the Michigan Wolverines, they stand before you after this game as a very weak 4-1 football team.

Neither team has what it takes to do anything truly great this season.  Michigan swallows failure for another year in college football.

Mark Dantonio must go?

Posted by Lenny from Indy On September - 29 - 2009

So apparently the Spartan nation is starting to splinter and they are calling for a new coach.

NICE LOGO!  Kudos!

The person who runs this site is not half cocked in his thoughts.  Here he has 10 solid reasons to fire Spartans head coach Mark Dantonio.

Mark Dantonio

http://firedantonio.com/

Saturday College Football – Reality.

Posted by Lenny from Indy On September - 27 - 2009

Last night I had a dream on three college football predictions.

My dreams teased me as reality is a bitch.

This is what I saw happen on Saturday in my dream.

Oregon Ducks over California Golden Bears (6)

Illinois Fighting Illini over Ohio State Buckeyes (13)

Indiana Hoosiers over Michigan Wolverines (23)

Here is reality…

Oregon Ducks 42 – California Golden Bears -3  – EPIC WIN!

Illinois Fighting Illini 0 -  Ohio State Buckeyes 30 – DREAM FAIL!

Indiana Hoosiers 33 – Michigan Wolverines 36 – DREAM FAIL!

For the record 33% of my dreams are cool.

Saturday College Football – Dream Predictions!

Posted by Lenny from Indy On September - 26 - 2009

I woke up from a dream.  The dream was that these 3 College teams were upset.  It’s 3am right now, I wanted have this down to remember and see if I was right.  I’ll check it later today after the games.

Oregon Ducks over California Golden Bears (6)

Illinois Fighting Illini over Ohio State Buckeyes (13)

Indiana Hoosiers over Michigan Wolverines (23)

Ok… I’m going back to bed… night.

Lane Kiffin killed Christmas.

Posted by Lenny from Indy On September - 20 - 2009

Lane Kiffin did not come through on his promise to and I’ll paraphrase here, “beat Florida and sing ‘Rocky Top’ all night long.”

It would be easy to say that Lane, “came close” or, “came up short.”  Florida didn’t score 61 points, its a victory!  Alas, twas not to be yesterday as Florida beat Lane Kiffin’s Tennessee Volunteers 23 – 13.

23-13.  In what can only be described as Tim “The Chosen One” Tebow’s worst outing in recent memory.  At least a year and he was still able to lead his Gators past Lane’s Volunteers.

Last night and surely into this morning, the Volunteers nation swallows sadness and pain.

What about Lane’s promise?  Fail.

Shall the Volunteers fan base be singing tonight?  Nay.  They shall not be singing tonight.

Who did Lane let down today?

Fans, the college and former players.  Former players like one time Tennessee Volunteers quarterback and now Super Bowl Champion for your Indianapolis Colts Peyton Manning.
Lane Kiffen and Super Bowl Champion Peyton Manning
Look deeply into Peyton Manning’s eyes. Aren’t they dreamy? Peyton Manning’s bionic eyes viewed sadness and pain yesterday and I have to think he was not happy. Look at Lane.  For the love of all that is sacred man, you were a NFL coach.  Stop looking like a wide eyed fan.  Why aren’t you wearing the team color?  Peyton sees no issues in this and he already graduated!  Did I just say that Peyton Manning has dreamy eyes?  Wait… What?

Sure you can say it was close.  Sure you could say that Lane had a pretty solid game plan.  Sure you can say that if they played 6 quarters instead of 4 Lane might have even won this game.  Sure you can say that the Gators nation had to change its diaper multiple times during the game. However, we all know that at the end of the day, a win is a win is a win is a win.  Urban Meyer’s Florida Gators beat Lane Kiffin’s Tennessee Volunteers.

Lane did not come through on his promise.  Lane Kiffin killed Christmas.

College Football Today!

Posted by Lenny from Indy On September - 19 - 2009

Let’s celebrate with pictures of cheerleaders! We travel to the University of Missouri and see that they have fantastic cheerleaders. Kudos!














and a bonus cheerleader. I call her “Angry Cheerleader”.

ANGRY!

Enjoy today’s games.

Lane Kiffin, please stand by your words.

Posted by Lenny from Indy On September - 16 - 2009

Oh... We have to play Florida this week?  Really?  Oh poo!

It’s time for Lane Kiffin, Tennessee Volunteers football coach to stand by his words.

When hired here is what Lane said at his press conference, “I’m really looking forward to embracing some of the great traditions at the University of Tennessee, for instance the Vol Walk, running through the T, singing Rocky Top all night long after we beat Florida next year, it will be a blast.”

This Saturday at 3:30pm, number 1 ranked Florida Gators will greet Lane Kiffin’s Tennessee Volunteers with open arms as we will get to view a game to be remembered for the next 10 years. All Lane needs to do is coach his team to victory is get past two people and they might have a chance for a victory.

Here is a picture of the two people Lane needs to beat…
Tim Tebow and Urban Meyer.

Kiffin is hella-f@#$%d. Rocky Top will not be sung all night long.

Prediction: Florida 50 – Tennessee 10