Lenny from Indy

Stop bitching.  The first string Colts played for 2 quarters and change, and only put up 15 points.  It’s not like they never saw the field.  They had time to play.

Would you rather change places with the fans of these teams?

1. St. Louis Rams – 60 more minutes and they have the first drat pick.

2. Washington Redskins – All the money spend on all of those players and  they sit at the bottom of the NFC East.

3. Chicago Bears – The interception riddled QB with no one to throw the ball to?

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – The sharp decline this team has felt since 2002 is comical.

5. Buffalo Bills – Been a joke since the music  city miracle.

6. New York Giants – Just played themselves out of the playoffs.

7. Seattle  Seahawks – Mora Jr is the coach.  We’ve seen that movie here with Mora Senior.

8. Cleveland Browns – Nothing good comes from or out of Cleveland.

9. Oakland Raiders – Commitment to Excellence.  Just Win Baby. Buzz phrases + bad drafting = failure.

10. Detroit Lions – Fail. Abort. Restart. Repeating that cycle since 1997.

The Colts are first place in the AFC South, number 1 seed in the AFC, and the road to the Super Bowl comes through Indy.  Take a breath you spoiled brats.

Can someone teach Eli Manning how to get the play off before the play clock hits 0?

Apparently Eli knows a thing or two about making humorous commercials.  Apparently, these commercials have been produced over the last few years.  This years commercials have a new twist, New York Jets quarterback Marck Sanchez.  I reckon these are played in the New York and New Jersey area.  Check out Eli, Mark and the Toyota salesmen as they schlep cars.

And here is a interview of Eli and the wacky Toyota sales people about the making of the commercials.

Who knew Eli Manning had this wicked of a mind?  This is a picture of a column in the Dallas Cowboys visiting locker room.  He left a autographed for Jerry Jones.   TREMENDOUS!

Also reported was that the Giants left jock straps hanging from the mirrors.  Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Random thoughts after watching some NFL  preseason games the past few days…

Cleveland Browns:  It doesn’t matter who your quarterback is this year.  You still have the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Baltimore Ravens in your division and you still have to play games against them.  Mangenius, he is not.

New York Football Giants:  Eli has no one to catch his passes.  Eight men in the box should stop the running game.  Mario Manningham, drafted last year needs to put glue on his gloves.  Another Michigan bust.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers:  Byron Leftwich?

Philadelphia Eagles:  McNabb is kind of a bitchy baby.  Mike Vick should have the QB gig after week 8.  McNabb isn’t a QB who stays injury free for long stretches of time.  He’s old now.  He’s due.

New England Patriots:  It’s was kind of eye opening how many times Brady was knocked around by the Redskins.  The O line isn’t that good.  And Brady is already injured.  He left the game with a shoulder injury that apparently was nothing by the time Belichick arrived at his press conference.  Hmmm…

Detroit Lions:  They are the toughest team… in preseason.

Seattle Seahawks/Kansas City Chiefs:  It looked like two teams trying not to win the game.

Oakland Raiders:  They like to be spanked.  This has been a reoccurring theme for this team since 2002.

Buffalo Bills:  Goodnight.

You would think he was the only guy to ever play the Quarterback position.

Here is a random list of 10 NFL Quarterbacks who are better than Favre.

1. Terry Bradshaw – Pittsburgh Steelers (1970-83)

2. Joe Montana – San Francisco 49ers/Kansas City Chiefs (1979-1994)

3. Dan Marino – Miami Dolphins (1983-1999)

4. Joe Namath – New York Jets/Los Angeles Rams (1965-1977)

5. Bart Starr – Green Bay Packers (1956-1971)

6. Bob Griese – Miami Dolphins (1967-80)

7. Fran Tarkenton – Minnesota Vikings/New York Football Giants (1961-1978)

8. Johnny Unitas – Baltimore Colts/San Diego Chargers (1956-1973)

9. Roger Staubach – Dallas Cowboys (1969-1979)

10. John Elway – Denver Broncos (1983-98)

Oh yeah… None of these guys were whiny bitches either…. “I’m retired…. no I’m not retired. WAH WAH WAH! ME ME ME! I I I!”

Here are 10 NFL quarterbacks in the league who are better than “Mr. I’m Back Even Though My Arm Isn’t 100%”. And, I’ll even leave anyone with the name Manning or Brady off the list.

1. Drew Brees – New Orleans Saints

2. Jay Culter – Chicago Bears

3. Kurt Warner – St. Louis Rams

4. Matt Schaub – Houston Texans

5. Ben Roethlisberger – Pittsburgh Steelers

6. Aaron Rodgers – Green Bay Packers

7. Jeff Garcia – Oakland Raiders

8. Philip Rivers – San Diego Chargers

9. Matt Ryan – Atlanta Falcons

10. Donovan McNabb – Philadelphia Eagles

And aside from Jay Culter, None of these quarterbacks are whiny little bitches either.